”Oats peas beans and barley grow, Oats peas beans and barley grow…” Jonathan sang softly under his breath as he wielded his hoe and weeded the vegetable garden. Peas and beans grew here, certainly, but no oats. Instead there were carrots and corn and tomatoes and cucumbers and five different kinds of peppers. The plants were tall and bountiful. The peas had been producing for weeks and the tomatoes were ripe and red. When he was done weeding, Jonathan would take the big woven basket and fill it will all sorts of good things for the kitchen.
As he weeded, Jonathan kept an eye on the area outside the fenced garden. He thought he saw something moving out there. There were always little creatures around, waiting for him to get done so they could try to get in. Cotton tailed rabbits, little ground squirrels, even deer hoped to come in and taste the bounty. A good secure fence that extended two feet under the ground and then six feet up helped stop some of the marauders. A few still managed to get in, but there was enough extra for that. And Jonathan had his own little system, too, because he enjoyed it. Each time he filled the basket, he put in twice as much as he needed. Then he dropped off half of it in the kitchen and took the other half with him as he took a long walk in the woods. He kept several different stations filled with garden goodies for the wild creatures to eat. They couldn’t eat their fill, of course, but then they would clean out the garden all by themselves if they could.
Weeding finished, and basket filled, Jonathan started off on his daily rounds. He put his share on the kitchen counter and pushed through the brush into the woods. When he was a short way in, he heard something crashing through the trees behind him and chuckled to himself, imagining a startled deer.
Carrots went near the thicket where he suspected quite a few rabbits lived, and some lettuces near the field where a large colony of ground squirrels lived. A few ears of corn in the meadow where he saw deer in the early mornings, and a few other stops and then he was ready to go home. His basket was empty, so he decided to look for herbs in the last little meadow he visited. As he stepped into the clearing, he could hear bees humming and cicadas buzzing wildly in the nearby trees. Something fell to the ground with a thump beside him and he looked around, startled. There was a branch on the ground beside him. It must have fallen, that was all. A few birds sang and called. It was so very peaceful and the shade at the edge of the clearing was so inviting that Jonathan decided to sit down for a rest before he did anything else. He intended to have just a small rest, not a nap, but as soon as he pulled his cap down over his eyes and put his hands behind his head, he was sound asleep and soon the sound of his snores joined the buzzing of the cicadas and the humming of the bees.
The afternoon shadows grew longer and the shade grew deeper. Finally, as the afternoon turned to evening, Jonathan woke up. He let out an exceptionally loud snore and awoke with a start. He sat up suddenly, arms and legs flailing, with that peculiar sense of being disoriented that comes after a long nap in a strange place.
As he looked around and realized that he had slept all afternoon, Jonathan knew he would have to hurry if he wanted to make it home by dark. It was a good hike and the little trails he followed through the woods would be hard to walk in the dark, full of foot-catching vines and roots and lots of stones to stumble on. He picked up his basket and set off down the path. It was little more than a game trail, and rather narrow. It was already growing darker, and Jonathan was very much afraid that he was going to have a rough walk home. He was concentrating so hard on where he was putting his feet that he didn’t watch where the path he was on was taking him, and took the wrong fork. It was quite a while before he realized that he wasn’t on the right path and in fact, had no idea where he was. He was lost. He turned around to retrace his steps and did fine until the path branched. He took what he hoped was the correct branch in the gathering darkness. A short while later, he had to admit that he was not only lost, he was hopelessly lost, with no idea of how far from home he was or anything else. It was a bit of a puzzle really, because he knew these woods very well, and had explored almost all of them. It must be the late dusk that threw him off. With a sigh, he sat down on a fallen tree to take stock of the situation.
On one hand, no one would be worried about him because he lived alone, except maybe his chickens since he wouldn’t be home to feed them, and since it was late Friday, no one at work would notice his absence right away. And since he often just worked from home on his computer, they might not notice for a few more days anyway. He had no close neighbors and his mother didn’t expect him to call until next weekend. On the other hand, these were just the woods near his house, which he had been exploring for the last five years, and when it was daylight again, surely he could find his way out easily; the darkness was what was confusing him. But that meant a night in the woods, with the snakes and all the biting insects that came out at night. It wasn’t like he had a choice, though.
He got up to walk a little farther to see if he could find a slightly more comfortable – and possibly safer – place to spend the night. If he only had some of the veggies left in his basket! In the dark, he couldn’t even see well enough to collect some wild greens. There would be no moon tonight, so it would be very dark indeed.
Finally he came upon a large tree with a nice fork in it high enough above the ground to make him feel safer from centipedes and snakes, large enough to wedge himself into and small enough that he would be wedged and wouldn’t be likely to fall out in the event that he should actually fall asleep. He clambered up into the tree and was soon ensconced there, his cheek pressed against the rough bark. He felt better about the situation than he had ever since he awoke late in the afternoon. He sat there, listening to the night sounds until he finally drifted off to sleep.
The sun was just coming up when he woke up, stiff and sore, with a deep bark imprint on his cheek. Climbing down, Jonathan set off again to find his way home. All morning he wandered through the woods, and after he came upon the same landmarks several times, he began leaving little trail blazes for himself to mark his way. Finally, just past noon and with his stomach growling with hunger, he found himself on a path that was familiar, although far from home. He followed it gratefully and about an hour later he was nearly home. As he stepped out of the woods and into the brush surrounding his house, he stopped in shock. Someone was in his garden and they were singing “Oats peas beans and barley grow…” just as he had been singing it yesterday before he left. He crept over to the edge of the garden, careful to stay hidden, and peeked out from behind the beans growing by the fence. He stopped in shock.
He was behind the beans, but he was also standing in the garden with a hoe, doing the weeding and singing. A basket of fresh vegetables was beside him.
It was Jonathan himself. It had to be. From behind the beans, Jonathan looked down at himself. He was wearing the exact same clothes and carried the same basket, raveling at exactly the same place on the handle. The patches on the jeans were the same and his cap was the same. There was the same nick on the side of the neck from shaving, although his was healed up a bit since yesterday.
How was this possible? What was happening?
As he crouched there, scared and puzzled, the Jonathan in the garden picked a few more things and headed for the house. He came back out moments later and walked purposefully towards the woods with the basket in his hand. The Jonathan hiding behind the runner beans waited until he had left and crept over to the kitchen window. There was a pile of fresh vegetables on the counter, just as he remembered leaving them the day before. There was even one tomato that wasn’t quite ripe, just as he remembered.
Jonathan rocked back on his heels. This must be a dream, except in a dream, his stomach wouldn’t be hurting from hunger. Maybe it was a hallucination, then, brought on by hunger and lack of sleep. He decided that this must be it and the best cure for that was to go in, eat some of those lovely vegetables and get some sleep. He let himself in the door and on the way to the kitchen, booted up his computer. He made himself a salad with the vegetables and took some leftover stew from the refrigerator and went back out to check his email while the stew heated in the microwave.
Jonathan glanced at the date and did a double take. It said that it was still yesterday.
He clicked to a couple of websites and they all said the same thing. He checked his email. All of it was familiar, mail he had answered yesterday, but the inbox showed it as still being the same date, and there was nothing new.
He snatched up the phone and dialed the number of a friend. All he got was an answering machine – and his friend, out of town yesterday, was supposed to be home all day today. Unless it was still yesterday. Somehow.
Jonathan ran out of the house and into the woods, crashing through the brush frantically, trying to catch up to himself. He remembered hearing the crashing from behind him yesterday – or today. He realized that he wasn’t sure he wanted to catch up to himself. Who knew what might happen? He decided to go to the clearing where he fell asleep instead. He got there in time to see himself step into the clearing, and chucked a fallen branch into the area, trying to scare himself away from the clearing and the nap. The Jonathan in the clearing looked down, and the Jonathan outside the clearing realized with a start that he remembered the falling branch.
As he stood there wondering what to do, the Jonathan in the clearing settled down and pulled his cap over his eyes.
The next thing Jonathan knew, he was waking himself up with a loud snore in the dusky clearing. He sat up, feeling confused and remembering what had happened, and shook his head in relief. Clearly, he had had a very, very strange dream. Perhaps hunger had something to do with it, because he was as ravenous as if he had been out in the woods all night.
He grabbed his basket and carefully followed the correct paths to get home. Even though it was nearly dark, he was careful to take his time and go the right direction. There would be no getting lost for Jonathan today. Maybe that dream had been a warning to watch his path.
Relieved, Jonathan found himself at the edge of the clearing where he lived just as it became fully dark.
He put down the basket by the door and let himself into the house. He stopped to boot up the computer on the way through; oddly, it was only in sleep mode. He shrugged. He must have forgotten to turn it off yesterday. As he walked towards the kitchen, he saw that the message light on his phone was blinking and he stopped to check his caller ID. There was one call from the friend he had called in his dream. He poked buttons and the message played: “Hey Jonathan, what did you want? I just got back into town…”
Jonathan didn’t hear any more of the message. He ran into the kitchen. Instead of a pile of fresh vegetables on the counter, there was a salad, wilted and dried out. He opened the microwave. It held a bowl of stew, congealed and old looking. Jonathan raced back out to the computer and checked the date. It said it was tomorrow. He sat there by the computer with his heart racing. He didn’t know what had happened, but he knew one thing. He wasn’t going to go out into those woods again anytime soon.
She Wolf (c)2007

